Well guys prepare to either giggle or shake your head in dismay.
My Fz6 I dropped once while taking it off the center stand, just started to tip away from me and I couldn't catch it in time. Lesson learned - sit on the bike and rock it off the center stand.
Second time on the Fz6 laid it down after loosing the back end on some of that crappy pebble sized gravel in a corner, almost saved it but ended up on the shoulder and laid her into the hill rather than plunging 50-100 feet off the side into some rocks. Got the bike totaled out. Youtube reviewed it here
Crash Review - YouTube
Then I got my Fz1 and the morning after it got delivered went out for a ride with a buddy. Had a redneck hold my beer and watch this moment but was a motovlogger Hold my GoPro and watch me squid. Total squid, went to fast, froze and went off the road.
Motorcycle Crash: How to Ride Like a Squid - YouTube
The second crash hurt and I scared the eff out of myself. I have calmed down since then and have about 350 miles of seat time without incidence.
I'm definitely getting a rough start to riding, but I love it, and the bug has bitten me hard. You can save all the harsh comments as I've been beaten up for it already. I'm taking the Advanced Rider Course in 2 weeks and have just been focusing on all the basic safety stuff since the second crash. I've been paying that a$$hole tax because I'm fixing up the bike from my second crash on my own without using the insurance because I'm affraid they'd drop me for 2 crashes in 5 weeks.