OK here is One I pulled when I bought my new FZ8
I listened to the long drivel the mechanic gave me as he went over the features of the bike
I nodded carefully and after he was finished started to gear up
I put on my Jacket, my lid. my gloves, raised the kickstand shifted into first, started to pull away when I noticed the chin strap was not tightened.
SO I shut off the bike, took off the gloves and fastened the chinstrap, right in front of my salesman and about 4 guys admiring the bike.
I felt like a NUBE.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
to make up for it, I restarted the bike,drove down teh driveway to the street with toes on pegs, balanced the bike for around 5 seconds while waiting for a car to pass and I could pull out.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE